Roy Mueller

Roy Mueller is the sheriff of Phult0n who is paid to do good out of the bottom of his heart and with your bottom dollar. Like all members of Phult0n Law Enforcement, Roy's badge is to be right respected, unless you want some trouble with your mailbox. Between his speak-easy bustings and high price speeding tickets, Roy wields more power than any other figure in Phult0n, making the pervert and Wyatt Earp outdoer, Uncle Byron a close second for the title. Byron however is generally given free run of the area usually with just the simple threat of “I’ll have your badge, Mueller”.

When he isn't busy arresting vandals or drinkers, Roy enjoys two luxuries: Sitting on difficult cases and joining his family in games of batless baseball. In any event, wherever he stands (or sits), the citizens of Phult0n can have peace in knowing that ol' Roy is on their side so long as Justice pays handsomely.