Uncle Byron

Uncle Byron is a notorious dog trucker and hog fucker in Phult0n. He is one of the area's top authority figures, only lower on the totem pole to Roy "won't stop a teen girl killer" Mueller. Byron is a hog farmer in addition to being a prolific hog fucker, though neither life path explains why he is often spotted loitering around Phult0n highschool buildings. He also seems to be fond of strong young boys. He also like kneecaps especially on strong young boys. He also likes women particularly joggers as they tend to be “ sloppy and wet”. He is used to getting his own way and has a lot of power within Phult0n. The reason for this maybe that people don’t feel like dealing with him so they simply give him what he wants or they may fear any damage done to the rectums of their livestock. When sodomizing a swine he lets out a mighty hog call that echos through the fields of Phult0n. He uses it to let the hogs know he’s in charge and the people of Phult0n generally think no more of it than a bird call. One of his favorite activities is to stuff his anus with corn and walk through the hog pens naked to get ass rooted out.

Despite his sexual tastes Byron does seem to have some genuine affection for his hogs as he gives his favored chosen preferential treatment and even went so far as to liberate some he had previously sold from a slaughterhouse. This may have however been due to the fact that he just couldn’t let some perfectly good hog ass go.