Hog 22

Hog #22, also known as Precious, is a domestic hog and Uncle Byron’s most prized pig. Byron is known to refuse any offer of people asking to buy #22, describing the porker as the best piece of ass he ever had. Byron and #22 are so close in fact that he could even identify the hog just by a rectal photograph. #22 was given the nickname Precious, by Byron, as a suckling piglet so pink and precious that a grown man could be brought to tears. Despite often having a chafed anus, #22 is still extremely loyal and is always the first hog to come running at the sound of Byron’s morning hog call.