May Gun

May Gun is a small time sex trafficker, self described "phyco" and moocher who has lived in and out of Phult0n for some time. Despite stemming from Ralph's line, it would seem that his resilient Ralphish genes and deep desire to perform some kind of work did not pass on to May Gun. May Gun often closer resembles a neurotic house cat than a functioning adult and as a result she is often found in the company of characters she doesn't have any clue how to deal with. She is a big proponent of get-slim-quick plans and the "Heroine Diet" in particular.

May dipped out of the public light for a while when she decided to head down to Kentucky to be with her partner at the time: Bubba “Spook Stomper” Lee Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. After discovering that Bubba had lynched a black man and upon realizing that she had been spirited away to a rural cabin 15 miles from any town, May Gun decided that it may be in her best interest to escape. She walked back to Phult0n soon after; miraculous never losing any weight in the process.

Post Kentucky
After her return, she briefly held a job as a short tempered short order cook which she lost after hurling a plate at a customer. She briefly dated a geriatric biker, who was a friend of Jerry's, who she later broke up since he "couldn't swing it like the darks". After her motorcycle adventures she settled down in an inner city apartment complex which appears to be built over an old sewage treatment plant. This however didn’t suit her so she moved to Arizona. Shockingly the south west turned out to be a hot and inhospitable place so she returned to a new home in Trollsherego.