Jakob HandStrength

Often described as the manliest man in Phult0n, Jakob is known for his barnyard demeanor and his 8 1/2 inch cock. He works hard and is confident in his ability to put food on the table. He enjoys bull riding but only if the bull has a ballsack as big as his. Even though he only has one testicle he is still the manliest man around leading some to question what he would be like if he had both. Jakob is never seen without a mouthful of chew which he prefers to deposit on the floor of Walmart next to the old Roy dog food.

He is often critical of other men and their lives generally thinking that he can do what they do only better. He does however seem to enjoy the company as he often invites himself to tag along even when he isn’t wanted. Despite often being an ass he is generally polite to women often ending his sexual liaisons with a tip of his hat and a “nice doing business with you”. This polite attitude could be explained by his desire to not get in trouble for any damage he might have accidentally caused with his 8 1/2 in cock.

Marriage
Jakob finally decided to settle down and get hitched. His bride to be is the envy of all the females in the area despite her having to pay the ultimate price to make him an honest man. Due to the size of Jakob’s cock, prolonged exposure to it has caused her eyes to be permanently crossed. His bride has inevitability become pregnant, as the body of any woman frequently in his presence will instinctively reject any birth control in order to carry his offspring. Always a showman, Jake often hosts "bondfires" and shop parties at his new homestead. The married life hasn't worn any on old Jakob, and he still gladly accepts any jobs headed his way.