Taytay

Taytay is a local hobo, burglar, and bath salt enthusiast. She is best known for her shoddy work resume and frequent leeching off of family members. Taytay often demonstrates a lack of ability when it comes to judgement and good decision making. This can be seen in her decision to involve herself in crimes that are more difficult than flipping burgers to avoid the grind of a 9 to 5 job, and on the occasion where she forced her siblings to drink lamb formula.

Taytay's Odyssey
Taytay was born and raised in Phult0n, where she was once an ordinary, slacking health worker until she became disillusioned with the hard knock working life and was fired. She took to the streets soon after and attempted a life of crime as a getaway driver. When she was inevitably caught by the authorities she managed to avoid prison by immediately dropping a dime on her fellow conspirators. Alone again and destitute she was taken in and reared back to health by a local marriage cult operating out of a church homeless shelter.

During her time with the cult, Taytay pretty well laid low, only traveling when other member's of the commune had business to tend to. During this time, her shield was the drug addled evangelist Justina, who was often sent out to speak on behalf of Taytay when she thought her words would be poorly received. Justina even acted as an intermediate between Taytay and her immediate family, despite her poor speaking ability and verbal comprehension.

In recent times, she has shacked up with a mindless, toothless, disability recipient who Taytay met through the marriage cult. After trying her hand at domestic terrorism, she returned to the work force in order to supplement the couple's income.