Davey Bors

Davey Bors is a former male model residing in Phult0n. Originally he was a star football player in high school and after graduation he found work as a minor European fashion model. At some point he also lived in the Middle East as part of the Peace Corp. Despite his travels he eventually ended up back in Phult0n where he briefly worked as a delivery driver at Tina’s Pizza. While there his tendency to wear his ball cap sideways caused a customer to complain that he was “Too Gheto“ and he was asked to wear his hat normally.

Despite being a well traveled man he lacked any common sense and was unable to follow simple directions. This caused him to get upset with a manager and quit, before stripping off his work shirt and leaving topless.