The Mild Hogs

The Mild Hogs are Phult0n dirt bike gang and friend circle. Unlike the biker gangs May Gun hangs around they are generally friendly and benign. They spend their time riding around in circles in the dirt and discussing which of them has the hottest sister. The dynamics of the group are rather odd as half the members are country boys and the other half are fuck boys. They have a sense of brotherhood and kinship demonstrated when on several occasions multiple members took turns sleeping with the same girl. However in recent time many of them have turned a new leaf and taken on steady gals. The members include

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 * Kevin: A living crash test dummy and intense dirt bike enthusiast. He is often used by the other hogs to test out the more dangerous stunts and is known for his loud often nonsensical pronunciation of certain words.
 * Emilio: The self styled leader of the Mild Hogs who sometimes serves as the straight man to the others antics.
 * Brandon: Often referred to as the youngest Hog or piglet. Known for his love of white claws as well as his youthful face.
 * Tosh: The most fuck boyish of the Mild Hogs.
 * Scoot: One of the more elder hogs who recently married and thus doesn’t always participate in the wilder antics of the group.
 * Calzone: A farmer and heavy drinker who originally moved to Phult0n from Letterkenny Canada.