Drinkin'

Drinkin' is the consumption of alcohol and one of the few ways to have a good time in Phult0n. Beer is the most widely consumed alcoholic beverage in Phult0n, while schnapps and white lighting have also continued to see popularity. Whether it be for fun or for it's medicinal properties, the act of drinkin' by adults is almost never been condemned within the Phultinian borders.

Nearly every adult in Phult0n partakes in drinkin' except for resident skullcracker and wrist-cuffer, Helen Buzzkill. The chest puffing Sheriff Roy Mueller and Uncle Byron are even assumed to hit the keg behind closed doors as well, leaving Helen the only honest member of Phult0n's Law Enforcement.

Drinkin' by minors can have serious ramifications, especially if you do it all sneaky and quiet-like. Aside from the harm via brutal police force, over-drinkin', something Phult0n minors are quite prone to, may have consequences as well. Alcohol is a powerful drug that, if abused, may leave the drinker with food poisoning like symptoms. He may become so out of it that he denies all good worldly things like family time or cake and icecream.