Deadknot Dan

Deadknot Dan is an auctioneer well known in the land of Phult0n. He is remembered best for his tactless stunts projected for the world to see that all managed to be contained to his front yard. A recurring event was the display of porno's on the front side of Dan's barn, which stood no more than one hundred yards from a four-way-stop. So distracting were the antics of the horned up gavel slammer that Dan's typical line of work has become a forgotten fact of his lore. What Dan auctions specifically is not known, although the white suit he often wears may be a clue.

Deadknot's Daring Display
Some time ago, Dan garnered considerable attention after lynching his lawn jockey on MLK Jr Day. After a bystander reported the incident, the authorities were called and the statue was saved from the rope. Dan received a slap on the wrist for the incident, as the statue was black and therefore probably considered the instigator anyway. The act brought some note to Phult0n from outside news sources.