Ralph

Ralph is a machine worker and inventor.

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Ralph was a brilliant mind as a child with a talent for mechanics and like so many others in the area, music. His musical talents might have rivaled Jerry’s if not for his mechanical passion and a soulless music executive. Ralph is also known as creating a perpetual motion machine that he uses to power his inventions indefinitely. In order to search for a perfect wire bender Ralph explored the multiverse and has come to the conclusion that he himself is the baseline Ralph or the Ralph-Prime, the ralphest Ralph. The Other Ralphs out there all posses variations of his different traits but none of them are as well rounded as he himself.

Despite being a major player in Phult0n he prefers to put his knowledge to use perfecting his wire bending business. However his drive to perfect wire bending often throws him into bigger issues not only in the local area but also globally and even trans dimensionally. Despite his numerous ideas he often tends to over complicate matters and has been known to not fully grasp the gravity of situations. Ralph is also very spry for his age and is not above engaging in fisticuffs when the need arises. He also regularly attended the church where Reverend Bryce preached until they had a disagreement over White Castles sliders with Ralph maintaining they were greasy.

Ralph is a patriotic American and a firm capitalist having created his own successful business under the free market. He is also a big believer in the American auto industry. His success and work ethic sometimes make him the target of local moochers including Taytay and May Gun, who attempt to con him out of money.

Ralph is often known to drop nuggets of wisdom in his day to day speech for those that will listen including


 * “She’s a dumb bastard”
 * “You see you’re not supposed to speed in the right lane like I’m doing now”
 * “We can get Haggard on the way back”
 * “You just like the frosting eh? Well next time I’ll just bring frosting”
 * “No and I don’t want any damn Bitcoin either”
 * “9 out of 10 people that live here are good people, they live in TERROR of the gangbangers”.