Ball Fondling B

B was a well known hippie, redneck, guitarist, Texan, occasional wigger and Republican pundit in Phult0n up until early 2018. He was fond of good home cooking provided he could get it at a good price. In his final famous hour, his balls were taken from him along with the two B's in his name; he now goes by the neutered name: "All Fondling (blank)". Much of B's time in Phult0n was spent evangelizing about the power of God, elaborating on the pitfalls of welfare, and trying to "tame wild women". It was his association with a particular Country succubus that worried his mother. In response she put him in a four month long time out, which ultimately broke him. After this he self imposed his exile from all of his old friend circles and lived in obscurity for more than a year.

Return
After going on a spiritual journey and having a revelation at the western wall of Jerusalem, B decided to make a return to social media. Much of his content still seems to focus on Americana imagery and Presidential bootlicking. Paradoxically he also believes in various government conspiracies such as fluoride poisoning, vaccine poisoning, and a flat earth coverup.