Londan's Mother

Londan's mother is a well-meaning soul who lives in Phult0n, where she's always resided throughout and beyond Londan's upbringing. Despite her best efforts at raising a stable, strong young boy, she could not save Londan from his degenerate habits. She is blind to this fact however as Londan puts on a good face in order to appeal to her.

It isn't known for sure whether or not the mother has given Lodan the ultimate privilege of suckling from her adult teat yet, but between his laundry folding and 3rd world witnessing, he must be well on his way towards mamma's milkies.

Like many other parents in Phult0n, Londan's mother is strongly opposed to Drinkin'. She often warns her son and other Phult0n youth against the consequences of taking to flask. Despite all of this, her fixing for schnapps must be quenched every now and then. She is very watchful of her bottle and could notice a slight difference in it's amount on sight.

Londan's mother takes a firm stance against dating fat women as well, for they're likely to accuse young men of rape or risk their lives in drug dealings go bad. This would explain why she is supportive of Londan's taste in half starved Honduran ladyboys and safe authentic South American cocaine.