Eastern Phult0n Elvis

Eastern Phult0n Elvis is the name given to the Elvis impersonator and Pig's Ass resident who owned a pizza place and proved up and down that life is stranger than fiction. Operating at least throughout the 80s, his pizza was most often regarded as 'dogshit' in quality. The man himself was notable though for his Elvis inspired pompadour, and the fact that he drove around the A Team van when making deliveries. Elvis's pizza place was significant in that it was the only Pig's Ass business that did not sell cigarettes or alcohol.

Though the chef is now deceased, the small town barber, "chattering" Chet, has reported that Elvis's verbally impaired son is now homeless and living behind a nearby shopping center. This could either be the result of the pizza money running out or the years of abuse suffered by the kid for his speech impediment throughout the shop's operation.