Collie

Collie is Dawson’s cousin and next door neighbor. While Dawson was born with a body fit for a crash test dummy, Collie was less well-endowed, and is stuck resembling a 14 year old for the rest of his life. Always disliked for his annoying behavior, Collie became particularly bothersome to Dawson after he moved into the house on 08. Many of Collie’s hoodlum activities were then directed towards Dawson, including vandalizing his truck, disrupting the peace with a megaphone, and entering Dawson’s spooky home while he was away.

After Dawson threatened to beat him up, Collie fucked off for a good long while. Since reengaging with Dawson in recent times, Collie has backflipped onto Dawson’s head, attempted to ruin Dawson’s 4th of July shindig, and has revealed that he’s attracted to his own sister.