Phult0n Law Enforcement

If there's two things the boys in blue hate in Phult0n, it's fun and speeding. In these parts, Phult0n police call rape and murder: "small potatoes". Such hardened criminals are usually considered past the point of fixing - That's why busting up light fun and drinking purported by Phult0n youth is such a favored past time of the fuzz. The idea is that penalizing kids for minor offenses will usually deter them from committing serious, difficult to stop crimes down the line.

Ball Crushing A has managed to exert her influence over the local officers in order to further her teetotaling agenda and eliminate any threats to her son. One officer in particular is thought to be in her direct employ. Be it a stray dog or stray negro, wrong-doers will always be met by a bullet in their back courtesy of Phult0n Law Enforcement.