The Phult0n Festivities

The Phult0n Festivities are a series of events held in September for the entertainment of the local community. It all started when Uncle Byron demanded that an event be held so that the citizens of Phult0n could admire his hogs. He persuaded the local government to support a week long livestock showcase. Eventually, a seedy businessman by the name of 'Poor' Jack Anderson partnered with the event to provide them with amusement rides of questionable quality.

Notable Individuals
Denny Wise - The director of the festival board, and one of the Old Bastards. Denny created the treasured donkey postcard which was long kept in the old Phult0n mill.

The Root Beer Float Salesman - A vendor who makes an appearance at the festival every year. The float salesman caters a number of other similar events throughout the year, but the Phult0n festival is definitely his biggest money maker. He is profoundly racist and dislikes dealing with black customers, who he observes to be frenzied.

Dwayne - Dwayne is the heir to the amusement park company who travels with the circus from event to event. Dwayne is only a child but often works rides and stands as a carny. His mobile lifestyle has kept him from making many friends throughout his life, and he generally has a down demeanor.