Reverend Bryce

Reverend Bryce is a local Phult0n holy man and regular upstanding citizen. Bryce held many occupations before this. Most notably he took the role of a tombstone salesman and it is suspected that he also at one point owned a fried chicken restaurant and or served as a big top ringmaster. Famed for his rambling apologetics, Bryce hit it big after serving up a sermon in which he attested that White Castle slider buns are not greasy, but are indeed moist from the steaming process they undergo. The sermon caught the attention of both White Castle and a local paper, and Bryce has since been inducted into the White Castle Hall of Fame. Ralph was once a regular attendee of Bryce's Sunday sermons but allegedly stopped attending due to his belief that White Castle sliders are in fact greasy.

Catchphrases
Bryce is also well known for his eccentric verbal prowess. He has numerous personal catchphrases he regularly dispenses per sermon such as the following:
 * "Ye Haw"
 * "Hotdog"
 * "MMmmMMMM"


 * "A little somethin somethin".