Ball Crushing A

The overbearing and controlling mother of Ball Fondling B and sister of Ball Grabbing M. Despite the families long winded lectures on personal responsibility she is desperate to protect her adult son from the sins of alcohol and the women who tempt him with it. Although she hates most forms of alcohol she does accept white lightning because of its medicinal properties. She will go to any lengths to protect her son from the dangers of mikes hard lemonade and free spirited blondes even if it means taking his balls and locking him in away. Her control over her son has grown exponentially as it can now overcome even his desire to procreate. She had extreme mutual animosity towards Paige due to her belief that she returned B’s affections. This aroused her jealousy as she refused to believe that there was room in his life for more than one dominating woman.

She has managed to recruit most if not all of the Phult0n Law Enforcement to her cause of shutting down and wild parties or other threats that could lead her family off the sober path.