The Goat Man

The Goat Man is a half man half beast who came straight out of the wardrobe and who lived on the outskirts of Phult0n for awhile. Like the satyrs of Greek mythology he was fond of drink and partying although unlike satyrs he kept his sexual exploits purely consensual. He was known as the beau of Paige and was her longest and most well liked partner. He cared for her enough to allow her to shear his winter fleece and endure her constant questioning on his Catholic upbringing. His masculine and animal like tendencies were generally enough to placate even her feminine, hormone induced, desire for dick. Despite this he was unwilling to allow her to return the favor and switch himself to a receptive role. Sensing his asshole was in danger, he fled back to his home as fast as his cloven feet could carry him.