Doc Custard

Doc Custard is a rotund dentist working out of an office in western Phult0n. After taking the place off the hands of an especially wise tooth-chipper, Custard's first order of business was to install a soft drink machine in the breakroom. His second change was replacing all of the building's old staff, and third was replacing his pesky old office chair.

Custard has garnered a negative reputation in the area, especially among his current and former clientele. He has been known to blatantly lie to his customers about cavities existing where they don't, and other such things in order to make a quick buck. His heavy, obesity stifled breathing is also a common object of mockery from his customers.