Phult0n Patriot

The Patriot is a middle-Phult0n civilian and proud American. He can be spotted almost every day making a pass by the Old Mill either bearing groceries, or smoking a cigarette. The Phult0n patriot is confined to a wheelchair due to his obesity and the diabetes ravaging his legs. His nickname stems from the American flag proudly waving on the back of his wheelchair and the fellow's can-do attitude in the face of adversities. He's been known to sip on a beer or two while making his commute, an offense which Roy Mueller once tried to pursue, but Uncle Byron saw inspiration in the Patriot and ordered Roy to withhold the ticket.