Beta and Station

Beta and Station are two villages in the eastern part of Phult0n that may as well be the same place. The two towns are sometimes referred two as Sodom and Gomorrah due to their passing similarities to the Biblical hell holes. Between the two lives a cast of drug addicts, diddling preachers, corrupt officials, cat ladies, sodomites, and drinkers. Both towns are characterized by their small populations and lack of any real entertainment. They also share being the butt of most jokes made by the rural men when shit-talking Phult0n.

Beta is notable for having a very enthusiastic and arguably aggressive local sports culture, especially in regards to its high-school wrestling. The aforementioned sport is a favorite of dog bounty hunter, Uncle Byron. Jim Gorillion's 4H group is also headquartered in Beta.

Station, the larger of the two locations, has long been the home of The Reckoner.