Sawford Historical Center

The Sawford Historical Center is an attraction found in Phult0n, designed to entertain and educate visitors about the area's early history. It's namesake originates from the notorious "old man" Lester Sawford, a door-to-door peddler who made his fortune selling shoddy furniture to rural Phult0nites, on the basis of it's "factory ingenuity".

While the attraction can be a fun romp, some aspects undermine it's reputation as a historically authentic experience. Namely the Indian village cobbling together elements of various non-native cultures, and the "creation" of a 1920s village block, which turned out to be a set piece from The Andy Griffith Show purchased at a soundstage auction. The business was also once swindled by Uncle Byron, who sold the center a group of low quality swine claiming that they were heritage hogs.